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Trooping The Color For The Orange King

Trump loves a military parade. Why not stage a huge one to celebrate his birthday, just like King Charles?

Donald Trump wants to celebrate his birthday in the most extravagant way possible. He’s planning a massive military parade in Washington, D.C., which could cost up to $100 million.

This spectacle, scheduled for June 14, his birthday, which also marks the US Army’s 250th anniversary, has the potential to shake the capital to its core. It has tanks, troops, jets, and fireworks, as per a report by The Sun.

The contingents are expected to begin the procession at the Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia, and then make their way through the capital’s streets to the White House.

According to the Washington City Paper, thousands of people will watch as soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines march in their uniforms during the opulent military parade, as quoted in a report by The Sun.

He wanted one badly during his first term but was thwarted by regulations that precluded tearing up the roads of Washington DC with heavy tanks and other vehicles. Now that he doesn’t have to care about the law anymore, he can just do it anyway and have the taxpayers pay for the repairs!

I’m sure it will be very exciting. Maybe DOGE can force the remaining federal workers to attend and clap and cheer in unison like they do in North Korea. Wouldn’t that be nice?

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