Lol. The real story here must be a doozy:

We’ve learned in the last few days that the TV host pete Hegseth is having a difficult time handling the job over at the Pentagon. And now we’ve learned that the Deputy FBI Director, which used to be a serious job for a long term professional FBI employee since he is the one tasked with the day to day management of the bureau, is spending his time “being a man” with the boys at Quantico rather than learning how to do the job for which he’s totally unqualified. It seems like a pattern.