I am quite sure that most of you have not bothered to spend any money following the ongoing Olivia Nuzzi-Ryan Lizza-RFK Jr. saga (neither have I) but if you’re on social media at all you know it’s out there. And it’s almost unfathomably gross. If you do have some curiosity about the whole thing but don’t really understand what’s going on, I recommend this rundown. You won’t be able to get those minutes back but maybe it will at least clear up what the fuss is all about. It’s a stunning indictment of our decadent political and media culture.
I’ll just say this: Bobby Jr’s blow job poem made me want to pour bleach in my eyes. Not because of the blow job itself. But because he forces her to do it, even holding her nose, while calling her “my love.” I think he might be a serial killer.