The Real Correction Comes Nov. 3

So Much Winning!

My name is Donald John Trump, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Dow closes in correction, down 10% since a record high in February, as war with Iran roils markets. https://cnn.it/40ZmR3H

— CNN (@cnn.com) 2026-03-27T20:28:19.574825087Z

We did it. Dow closes at 45166.64. 10% correction in 6 weeks. Great work all around.

— Bill Scher (@billscher.bsky.social) 2026-03-27T20:26:50.503Z

Dow falls into correction as Iran war shakes Wall Street #TheHill

— #TuckFrump (@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social) 2026-03-27T21:00:47.000Z

Friday 03/27/2026:

-Dow drops 800 & enters correction
-Nasdaq falls 460 after correction
-S&P: 5th straight losing week
-Oil closes: highest level since 2022
-House GOP rejects Senate DHS Bill

-Hormuz still closed
-Tomorrow = 1 month since Iran War began

Meanwhile at WH Today: pic.twitter.com/KWnhYDSgcJ

— Maine (@TheMaineWonk) March 27, 2026

If your portfolio is taking a beating, there’s always the YMCA :

Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said
Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said
Young man, ’cause you’re in a new town
There’s no need to be unhappy
Young man, there’s a place you can go, I said
Young man, when you’re short on your dough you can
Stay there and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time