Tonight’s Colorado toking game
by digby
In honor of Colorado’s enlightened views on recreational marijuana, tonight’s debate will feature a toking game.
This is a CNBC debate so presumably it will be about the economy. Nonetheless Lindsay Graham and Bobby Jindal will probably find a way to say that if we don’t tax the Islamic terrorists over there, we’ll have to tax them over here. Or something.
Anyway, fire up your PAX II and take a little breather of a nice smooth indica the first time they use the words “debt ceiling.” Eat a little sativa brownie when they answer questions about repealing Obamacare and suck on one of those delicious cherry flavored cannabinoid lozenges while they politely discuss carried interest loopholes and capital gains taxes. Pour a whole bottle of tincture on your tongue every time the word “email” is mentioned. Eat a handful of homegrown ditchweed when anyone says the words “Sidney Blumenthal.”
And then get out the Mezcal and start doing shots because the rest of it is likely to be a screaming grudge match about which one of these nutters is actually the crazy one.
I’ll be drunk tweeting at @digby56 if you want to follow along.
.