You know who’s trying to kill American children? (Hint: it isn’t terrorists.)
by digby
So Fox news is having a hissy fit over this, naturally. (Sorry didn’t mean to offend by using the word “natural.”)
Vermont Bans Brownies, Turns Kids On To Kale, Gluten-Free Paleo Lemon Bars
It’s a best-seller at bake sales, a king of American confections, even a mandatory munchie of marijuana users. But the iconic chocolate brownie, that perfect blend of cake and cookie, is banned in Vermont schools.
In its place are new hoped-for kid favorites like fruit shish kebab, kale and even gluten-free paleo lemon bars.
The switch stems from nutrition mandates required under the new Smart-Snacks-in-Schools program in effect for public schools.
“The new school lunch pattern has low-fat, leaner proteins, greater variety and larger portions of fruits and vegetables; the grains have to be 100 percent whole-grain rich,” Laurie Colgan, child nutrition program director at the Agency of Education, told Vermont Watchdog.
The article goes on to explain that the rules only apply to fundraising held between midnight and half and hour after school and that it doesn’t ban brownies, just the disgusting masses of chemical glop that most people call brownies.
You see, it’s perfectly possible to make a brownie from something other than a box. And if you do that you can control the ingredients and make the brownies comply with the guidelines. Oh, and the kids will still like them, I guarantee it. In fact once upon a time people used to make all kinds of treats from scratch to sell at school bake sales. And they didn’t have fancy food processors and mixers to help. They tasted good. Really good.
Being a little smarmy and nannyish with kids is an adult’s responsibility. Sure, if you want to eat bowls full of raw brownie mix that’s made from plastic, as an adult that’s your right. But when did we decide that kids have some God-given or constitutional right to eat as much junk food as they want to and anyone who says otherwise is some kind of commie? It’s just weird.
I guess these right wingers are the real believers in the “if it feels good, do it” school, and don’t want their children to be deprived of even the tiniest bit of sugary, transfat laden garbage or exhorted to eat something green that isn’t called a Shamrock shake. Party on dudes.
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