He’s actually going to Alaska but I suppose there’s a good chance that he’ll throw that state in along with all the Ukraine territories he’s planning to give to his BFF Vlad. After all, Ukraine started the war:
I recall visiting Franco’s Spain when I was very young and seeing armed soldiers all over Madrid and thinking how sad and weird it was that such a beautiful city was under martial law. Looks like we’re going to be experiencing that here from now on.
His rambling press conference today was one of his most grotesque performances in a while. He’s always very stimulated when he shares violent lurid anecdotes about crime in the streets. He is very, very, very excited about sending in troops to patrol America’s capitol city. In fact, I think he’s going to need a cigarette and a diet coke when this thing is over. Which, as I write this, looks to be concluded sometime next week. He’s on a roll.