Saith Lord Trump
What is it good for? Say it again, y’all!
I can say with 100 percent confidence that somebody’s penis is not one millimeter longer for Donald Trump renaming the Department of Defense the Department of War without the approval of Congress. Seriously, what’s left of the man’s frontal lobes is titilated at the idea that his cult followers will smile, nod and roll over for their own debasement.
A local guy, thirty-something, stopped his Outback on the overpass last night to berate me over my “retarded” sign reading “ARE YOUR GROCERIES CHEAPER?” Nothing on it mentions Trump, but it pushed his buttons. He knows. And he doesn’t enjoy being reminded what he was promised, voted for, and didn’t get.
“Donald Trump is the best president we’ve ever had,” he shouted. “Thank God for ICE.”
Wonder if he’d seen this report from Tennessee headed “YouTube sisters share $1 meals to help families survive soaring food prices”? A large box of Cheerios is well over $6.
“Sometimes things cost 4 times what they was a year ago…It’s awful. Everything just keeps going up… They’re not concerned with people like us. They said these tariffs are gonna bring prices down. They’re not.”
Circuses and no bread
Trump, the failson heir who’s obsessed for decades over the belief that the world is laughing at “us” plans a UFC cage match on the White House lawn to celebrate the nation’s 250th birthday. Happy Birthday, America!
A much-hyped cage match is on track to take place at the White House in June 2026, with fireworks and light shows, fighter weigh-ins at the Lincoln Memorial and fan activities spread across the National Mall.
A White House spokesperson confirmed the news to The Hill on Friday, following an initial report from The Wall Street Journal, but did not provide additional details.
That must be why Trump paved over the Rose Garden and installed “his own private club right outside the Oval Office.” So he can sell wrestling tickets.
Trump is using his second term to have a good laugh at his supporters’ expense.
How much will MAGA tolerate of Trump humiliating their country before the entire planet while they eat dollar meals before saying, “Oh, hell no”?
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