Ode To Marge

She was sort of a MAGA queen – and she made a scene
Obsessed with finding conspiracies, liked her QAnon
Any stance, she could sure double down! She defied everyone Took her chance, getting more media rounds
Her parents had named her “Marjorie” – which was kind of mean
Maybe it led her to try to dream of ownin’ a gun
That’s her answer to all that goes wrong!
She wrote lots of stories ‘bout shootings in the schools
Went around spreading junk and hurt (hee-hee)
And then in 2016, she chased the moon for Trump
But be careful what you do (oh-oh) ‘Cause the tide could turn on you (oh-oh, hey-ey) [or keep original: ‘Cause the lie becomes the truth] Taylor Greene has broken cover!
She’s just the first of many Republicans Wish they did not vote for Trump
She said he was “the one”
But her confidence has gone
On Trump’s campaigns and on Party nights, she was by his side
She played her hand and had few demands
Her screams and rants
Brought him fans from bizarre stomping grounds
But it came at a price
Just a tool in a fool’s paradise! (Do think twice) do think twice (ah-hoo)
She wasn’t happy with policy – and got crotchety
She goaded him about all his lyin’ – then just resigned (oh, no) Took a stand, final straw, honour-bound (ooh, hee-hee-hee)
She’s no quiet piggy … she dared to have a feud
She went to town on his Epstein farce
He can say that she is wacky
Just a traitor he’ll deplume
It’s happened much too soon
Has he lost the locker room?!
MTG has broken cover!
She found the world insane inside Washington
But don’t kid yourself she’s done No-no-no (hoo) MTG’s now under cover
She’ll just return, repainted, firing her guns
So expect more hit and runs
Has the blowback begun?
Well, the mid-terms might be fun!