Random items
Eat your heart out, B52s:
Sounds good to me:
This declaration from Shadow President Stephen “Trump’s Brain” Miller, regarding Greenland: “Denmark is a tiny country with a tiny economy and a tiny military. They cannot defend Greenland… Under every understanding of law that has existed about territorial control for 500 years, to control a territory you have to be able to defend a territory…”
Miller made up that “understanding” on the spot.
He drew a sharp rebuke from a Danish MP:
Jarlov: “I hope he’s kept away from young women, because that’s the mentality of a rapist. You can’t defend yourself, so I’m going to take you. That’s basically what he’s saying.”
Keep on branding.