Huckabee Takes A Step In the Right Direction

by tristero

For once in his sorry-ass life, Michael Huckabee has done the right thing. He has flatly refused to appear on a major media outlet. Because of his decision, the world is now a far better place.

I fully agree with Huckabee’s voluntary decision not to appear on NPR, whatever his reasons might be. And whatever he says they are they’re certainly bogus: Michael a notorious liar, so there’s no reason to argue over some bullshit reasons he just made up. We should just celebrate his good common sense of patriotism for choosing, at least in one place, to keep his trap shut.

But when you’re on a roll, why stop there? Huckabee should also voluntarily refuse to appear on network television, and also any cable show. He should refuse to give interviews to the Times, to the Post – in fact, to any print paper. Facebook? Not good enough for Michael Huckabee- boycott it! Hell, boycott the entire pornographic intertubes while you’re at it, Mr. H!

As for public appearances, it’s his choice and I hope the choice is not to go there, either. Ditto any private gatherings for politics – say no, my friend!

Hey, man, it’s a free country. Why don’t you just voluntarily choose to, you know, go back to WhereverTheFuckYouCameFrom, Arkansas and, to coin a phrase, focus on your family? You could set an example for all your pals – Limbaugh, Beck, Gingrich, Palin, the Whole Sick Crew. A genuinely refreshing new trend among wingnuts, one even liberals will welcome:

Just Choose Silence.