The Perfect Piano For The AIG Lifestyle

by tristero

A crystal-encrusted Bosendorfer grand. It will just cost the taxpayers a very reasonable $1.2 million. And wait’ll you hear your ten-year old and his friends play chopsticks on it!

Seriously, not my taste. Besides, if I’m gonna get a Bosendorfer, I want this one. It’s got ninety-seven keys.

Mmmmm…..