Attention, Atheists! You Are Wrong. There Is A God.

by tristero

And His name is Dick Cheney, a supernatural being answerable to no earthly power:

The Oversight Committee has learned that over the objections of the National Archives, Vice President Cheney exempted his office from the presidential order that establishes government-wide procedures for safeguarding classified national security information. The Vice President asserts that his office is not an “entity within the executive branch.”

As described in a letter from Chairman Waxman to the Vice President, the National Archives protested the Vice President’s position in letters written in June 2006 and August 2006. When these letters were ignored, the National Archives wrote to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales in January 2007 to seek a resolution of the impasse. The Vice President’s staff responded by seeking to abolish the agency within the Archives that is responsible for implementing the President’s executive order.

Now some of you skeptics out there might continue to deny Him, snottily asking, “Would God be so careless around shotguns, huh? Answer me that!”

Oh, ye of little faith! How can we mere humans judge a Superior Being by our own measly standards? His ways are not our ways.