Oh Goody

Just when you thought our long national erection might be ending:

Panasonic to offer $70,000 plasma TV for ChristmasChristmas is less than half a year away and some of us may already setting up their wish list for their parents and spouses. If you are looking for something different this year, ditch that Porsche and consider the world’s largest plasma HDTV.

(Alternate titles included Oh Woody, The Rapture Will Be Televised, and The True Meaning of Christmas. )