He Couldn’t Possibly Be A Republican

by tristero

For all the obvious reasons:

Doctors have their first proof that a man who was barely conscious for nearly 20 years regained speech and movement because his brain spontaneously rewired itself by growing tiny new nerve connections to replace the ones sheared apart in a car crash…

And then there’s this:

“He still thinks Ronald Reagan is president,” his father, Jerry, said in a statement

My God, imagine the horror of waking up after nearly 20 years of coma and learning that an even worse president than Reagan is wrecking the country…The mind boggles.

Happy Fourth, everyone.