Pious Phony

Current and former White House aides, as well as religious leaders close to the president, maintain that underneath Bush’s religious references is a no-frills set of classical Christian beliefs that he holds firmly but voices softly.

Kevin Drum notices this new talking point that’s beginning to float around about Bush being a nice mainstream Christian instead of the fundamentalist zealot that many portray him to be. I read the same article in the Washington Post this morning and wondered about what “classical Christian” belief this was:

“Aides found him face down on the floor in prayer in the Oval Office. It became known that he refused to eat sweets while American troops were in Iraq, a partial fast seldom reported of an American president,” according to Stephen Mansfield author of “The Faith of George W. Bush.”

Now I’ve always wondered if he was really praying or if he’d had a few too many “pretzels” myself. (And as for the sweets thing, he must be jonesing for a candy bar big time, by now.)

Frankly, I don’t think Bush is the least bit religious. I think it’s as phony as the rest of him. Phony cowboy, phony flyboy, phony Christian. The only authentic thing about him is that he’s a self-centered fratboy who’s greatest faith is in his ability to get away with anything. A real Christian would never have made fun of Karla Faye Tucker the way he did. (A real human being would never have made fun of Karla Faye Tucker …)

Apparently the evangelicals have taken it on faith that this guy is one of them because his speech writer is adept at using familiar religious phrases and he often evokes God as his guiding spirit. But, it’s clear to me that he is nothing but a rich prick playing a role for people for whom he has nothing but contempt.