“Postcards from The Edge” just didn’t quite work

Can anyone doubt that this is the result of a Peggy Noonan and Karen Hughes slumber party that featured a little too much cheap wine and “Meryl Streep Week” on Oxygen Network?

“The Sophie’s Choice Ad”

I’m George W. Bush and I approve this message. My most solemn duty is to lead our nation to protect ourselves. I can’t imagine the great agony of a mom or a dad having to make the decision about which child to pick up first on September the 11th. We cannot hesitate, we cannot yield, we must do everything in our power to bring an enemy to justice before they hurt us again.

Bunuelesque maudlin-yet-macho is a bold new direction in campaign advertising. I’m actually looking forward to seeing more of what the dynamic duo of Nooner and Hughes can come up with.

I have one question. Is he asking which child they should pick up from the ground after they’ve been blown up or pick up from school or what? Sophie had to choose which child to save from being gassed in a concentration camp and, you know, that could be what they’re talking about too if Michelle Malkin has her way. Whatever it is, we can feel “comforted” that George W. Bush will save the babies from the Nazis on September 11th and that’s all that matters.

I’m really looking forward to what they come up with after the “Betty Broderick Marathon” on Lifetime. Woah nellie.