Joint Chiefs

Alberto Gonzales has made the grand accomodation of allowing all ten members of the 9/11 commission interview President bush and Vice-President Cheney — jointly.

I think that’s probably a good idea. It’s pretty obvious that the president is clueless so he needs to have Unka Dick there to translate when he makes statements that sound like the babbling of a 6th grader. (“You can’t see what you think is a threat and hope it goes away. You used to could when the oceans protected us.”)

Even the Republicans on the commission might get scared if he “visited” with them all by himself.