Smite Me

Josh ‘n Matt are all shocked ‘n shit that the Bush administration is reportedly blocking an Israeli pullback from Gaza until after the elections.

I guess they forgot that our esteemed leader informed the players long ago that he was on a tight evil-smiting schedule and they had to move fast:

“God told me to strike at al-Qaida and I struck them, and then He instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me, I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.”

Mideast peace will just have to wait. The elections have come and God has told him to strike the Democrats. He has no choice. He’ll get back to them next December after he smites the sodomites and takes a little R&R in Crawford.