Atrios says “A judge appoints a lawyer to represent the uterus. Lovely”

Hey, if a uterus gets a lawyer, then I think that penises should get one, too. Everybody knows that it has a mind of it’s own. If a smattering of cells can be granted personhood with legal rights, the mighty male member with it’s often total power over the most rational of men should at least have a right to an attorney.

Just think how differently Clinton’s case would have gone if his dick had had Johnnie Cochran (heh) defending it?