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Atrios says “A judge appoints a lawyer to represent the uterus. Lovely”

Hey, if a uterus gets a lawyer, then I think that penises should get one, too. Everybody knows that it has a mind of it’s own. If a smattering of cells can be granted personhood with legal rights, the mighty male member with it’s often total power over the most rational of men should at least have a right to an attorney.

Just think how differently Clinton’s case would have gone if his dick had had Johnnie Cochran (heh) defending it?

Taking It For The Team

TBOGG provides us with another reason why wearing a bow tie is an immediate tip-off that the wearer is actually a ruthless authoritarian prick.

So by building in safeguards to keep the innocent, the railroaded, the poor, or the not-white-like-Will from being executed by an imperfect system, Will would have a few innocent people die to make sure that the death penalty acts as a deterrent and can be measured. To Will this must be like “taking one for the team” only in this case, the innocent person won’t be around to see the final score or if George Will’s team of grim social Darwinists win.

How very gracious of him.

Hey, TBOGG. He’s not saying we won’t get our hair mussed….

I always knew that Will had a rather unseemly attraction to the Power of the State. So many of these supposedly small-government conservatives do. They like the State very well when it comes to overwhelming police power.

All you gun lovers out there had better make sure you treat these boys very nicely and do exactly what they want you to do. For totalitarian types the bill of rights are sentimental words written on a piece of toilet paper. And that includes the second amendment.

They’ve Got To Be Kidding

Bush honors Jefferson Davis

From Daily Kos

The wreath tradition stuck around until Bush I mercifully ended it. Clinton, I am happy to say, let the dead tradition stay dead. But Bush II, never one to squander an opportunity to pander to the racist segment of the South, has happily resurrected the tradition.

Karl Rove makes Lee Atwater look like an amateur.

Diversity Is Good For Business

Maybe the Court (and the American people) will listen to these guys:

From Business Week:

The Bush Administration is poised to weigh in, opposing the school’s right to consider race in its admission process. But the companies, including Exelon, Microsoft, Bank One, General Motors, and Steelcase, plan to advocate for the defense with a new brief in mid-February.

The Administration and the justices should take heed of Corporate America’s argument. These corporate chieftains are speaking out about such a hot-button social issue because they believe that as minorities’ share of the U.S. population has mounted, diversity has become a critical workforce requirement.

The nation’s colleges are an essential part of the pipeline that feeds new hires to large companies. On a campus where diversity thrives, students develop an understanding of different cultures. That enables them, as tomorrow’s business leaders, to “appeal to a variety of consumers” and work with colleagues and clientele from many ethnic backgrounds, the companies argued in their amicus brief to the U.S. Court of Appeals. It also creates a more competitive workforce that can “facilitate unique and creative approaches to problem-solving,” the brief said. Simply put, says Bank One Corp. Chief Legal Officer Christine A. Edwards, “diversity is good business.”

[…]

“A diverse college environment is a much better setting for preparing graduates for life in business,” says Steelcase Inc. CEO James P. Hackett.

Or, you can send a bunch of morons who think that having a “Ghetto Party” on Martin Luther King Day is good clean fun, out into the workforce.

Everybody Brings Exactly The Same Thing To The Party

Newsweek Poll

More than two-thirds of Americans polled said they don’t think colleges and universities should give preference in admissions based on race or ethnicity. They also felt strongly that preferential treatment should be denied to children of alumni, athletes and even musicians and other artists. However, 65 percent would approve of affirmative action based on income, giving preference for college admissions to applicants from low-income families, regardless of their race or ethnic background.

So, the only talent that Americans value is straight academic talent as measured by tests and grades. You play like Shostakovitch? Tough shit. We cannot measure this so-called talent in our computer brain so you had better get that math score up, comrade. You paint like Picasso? How sweet. But, you shall receive no extra credit for such a useless talent. We have no need for your unproductive contribution in higher education. Study your English so we can measure how valuable you are by the almighty SAT scores from which all judgements shall be made.

And, all of you athletes are wasting our time. Sure, we spend billions each year on college sports but we are willing to give all that up for an academic meritocracy based upon infallible test scores. You are nothing to us, now.

Study math and English, brothers. Your tests and your “objective” grades are the only measure we care about. Everything else is unfair to the truly deserving.

What Would It Be Worth To You?

Oh Man. Dwight Meredith has a devastating post up about compensatory damages.

As Bill Clinton knew so well, in order to make a complicated point comprehensible to average Americans who have no first hand experience with abstract issues involving big money and policy choices — you personalize it, you draw contrasts and you frame the issue in terms of human values.

These are real human beings who have been determined to have suffered a life changing loss due to negligent or conscious actions on the part of corporations. It is not about the “greedy trial lawyers.” It is about them.

It is beyond dispute that pain and suffering is a real, actual, legitimate loss. The hard question is how much money is required to compensate for a given amount of pain and suffering. There is no scale that actually balances pain on one side of the scale and money on the other side. The Bush administration suggests that a lifetime of pain and suffering result in compensation of a maximum of $250,000.

Perhaps we can put that amount into perspective by comparing it with other values our within society.

In 1999 Ken Lay dispatched an empty Enron Jet to France to fetch his daughter Robin home from Nice. The cost of that flight was was $125,000 or one half of what the Bush administration considers to be the value of a lifetime of pain and suffering.

The Bush administration’s latest tax cut proposal would have reduced Dick Cheney’s taxes by $220,000 in the last year he worked at Halliburton. That tax relief is approximately 90% of what the Bush administration believes to be the damages for a lifetime of pain and suffering.

Invested in 10-year Treasury Notes currently yielding 4.02%, $250,000 could provide a yearly income of $10,050. A full time minimum wage earner makes approximately $11,850 per year.

Last year Braves pitcher Gregg Maddox earned more than $13,000,000 and pitched almost 200 innings. Mr. Maddox earned more than what Mr. Bush feels is adequate compensation for a lifetime in a wheelchair for every four innings he pitched.

There is more. Go read it.

Tricky Dick, We Hardly Knew Ye

The Chicago Tribune does a thorough analysis of the administrations duplicity and mendacity in the Michigan case. Thomas Spencer at Thinking It Through cuts to the chase:

In short, W and the boys are saying one thing in public and something entirely different in their legal arguments before the Supreme Court. Just one more example of this administration’s astonishing dishonesty with the American people.

It’s not exactly surprising though. Since Nixon’s folks are largely running this adminstration, it doesn’t exactly surprise me that they would take such a Nixonian approach. If you recall Nixon once said “Watch what we do, not what we say.”

Apparently these folks learned well from their former boss because Nixon’s caveat applies to the present administration as well.

Spencer is a historian who knows whereof he speaks. The Nixonian character of this administration cannot be overstated. They overtly reject Bush I and try to assume the mantle of Saint Reagan, but this is the party of dirty tricks, ratfucking, enemies lists, secrecy and imperial executive power.

How About A “Priest and Alter Boy Party” On Easter?

Via Orcinus:

From College Station, home of the George Bush Presidential Library and Museum:

Texas A&M Embarrassed by ‘Ghetto Party’

Texas A&M University officials are trying to stop some students’ plans to mark Monday’s Martin Luther King Jr. holiday with an-off campus party at which guests are encouraged to mimic stereotypes about blacks.

“It’s hard to understand how students could live in today’s world and think a party playing on stereotypes of African-Americans would be acceptable,” said Ron Sasse, director of dormitories at the College Station campus, where 85 percent of the students are white and 3 percent are black.

Fliers at the Walton Hall dormitory advertised the event and encouraged partygoers to mimic stereotypes and “think ghetto.”

Oh come on. It’s just a little bit of modern Minstrel fun on Martin Luther King Day. True, King was the leader of the most important civil rights movement in our history and was assassinated by a racist scumbag, but that’s no reason you can’t dress up in blackface on his birthday and make fun of African-Americans. Lighten up (no pun intended.)

All I can say is thank gawd they got rid of that racist affirmative action in those Texas universities. There’s obviously no advantage to having more African-Americans on campus. Those fun-loving pranksters don’t need to have any black people around to challenge their prejudices or make them defend such insulting stereotypes face to face with those they seek to humiliate and demean. No need at all.

MLK had it right. People should be judged by the content of their character.

Why Not Capital Punishment for Double Parking, Too?

Talk Left discusses the case of a man accused of attempted espionage. Ashcroft is seeking the death penalty.

Please, please spare me any hand-wringing on this one about the families of the victims and how the only possible justice for them is “an eye for an eye.” There are no families of the victims, because THERE ARE NO VICTIMS.

Does everyone feel comfortable with the idea of executing people for espionage that wasn’t even committed? Particularly when Robert Hansen, everybody’s favorite Clinton hating G-Man, was personally responsible for numerous deaths of American agents by the KGB and he got life (and we taxpayers are paying his pension to his wife.)

Of course, Hansen had information to share because he was guilty as sin and his crimes reached to highest level of the clandestine spy world, so they couldn’t kill him. Who knows what he might say in a courtroom? But, this poor schmuck is just a mentally challenged loser so they can “make an example of him.”

That’s Justice with a capital J.

Correction: That’s Hanssen. Thanks to Patrick Neilsen Hayden for the heads up.

Meow

Julia at Sisyphus Shrugged directs us to this delicious little bit of feline DC back-biting.

I honored the rule about keeping confidences,” says Frum, 42. He also honored the rule, he says, “of keeping the president’s thinking confidential as he’s thinking it.” (It’s unclear, however, how familiar the author was with the president’s thinking. Asked how many one-on-one meetings he had with the president, Frum says there were “six or eight.” But when pressed to exclude walk-by encounters in the hallways, the total falls to “two or three.”)

He has fleshy pale cheeks, bright brown eyes and an eager bearing that leaves the impression of an overgrown boy. Frum is sitting in his office at the American Enterprise Institute, where he is a resident fellow. He is surrounded by stacked boxes of “The Right Man.” Speaking in a smooth, NPR-perfect voice, he has completed 17 radio interviews by lunchtime. He began at 6 a.m. and will be finished by midnight.

Frum is attempting what is probably an impossible balancing act: He wants to “speak truthfully about what I saw” at the White House while still hoping for the administration’s love. He observes from outside the sanctum but still promises an “inside account.” He is a self-described “minor player” who still feels qualified to write that Secretary of State Colin Powell is the “deadliest bureaucratic knife fighter in the whole Bush administration.”

All of which has made him a figure of some disdain, both within and beyond the Bush circle. This is manifest in a classic Washington form: Conversations with people who know Frum begin with on-the-record praise and spiral into on-background ridicule. “There’s a sort of desperate edge to David’s need to be noticed,” says one well-known conservative who knows Frum and has ties to the White House. Frum has an outsider’s zealousness for recognition, he says. In addition to still being a Canadian citizen, Frum was also one of the few Jews in the Bush White House, a point of which he seems acutely conscious.

As Julia pithily observes: Shame no-one in the White House realized what a loser this guy was before he set our foreign policy, isn’t it?