Big Tent

Katie the Goblin Queen gives Little Ben a final fisking so sublime that he had to read it over and over and over again to remind himself how offended he was.

Update:

TBOGG tells us that today is Ben’s brithday. He’s just 19 years old. For a birthday present, I suggest that Ben allow himself to re-read the paragraph in Katie’s post about her boyfriend’s fantasy of laying on top of her in a gold fish tank. It’s your birthday, man. Treat yourself.