Turgid Prose

I think Peggy Noonan may have found her dream man — a true blue, god fearing’ macho Republican named General J. C. Christian

And he’s a sensitive poet, too

War

War is a manly game

it’s played for fun

it’s played for fame

once Saddam is on the run

we’ll bomb the Syrians

and take there guns

and if Korea begins to play

we’ll nuke Iran

and then we’ll pray

We’ll thank the lord

for our good fortune

as we eat the hearts

of some poor persian

Thanks to Atrios for the link.