Jon Stewart Wonders:

“Are they going to make us marry gay?”

“I think it must be mandatory because why else would anybody care? Unless the government is going to force you to make man-love, I really don’t know why it would keep you up at night.”

Little does he know that the next step is mandatory polygamous man-on-dog love with Fido and Fifi, as well. It’s only a matter of time.

Via: The Sideshow