Cult of the Codpiece

I have been sort of half heartedly working on a piece about the Susskind article this week-end but I may just give it up since Ezra has already eloquently laid out a good part of my thesis:

And the Iraqis will greet us with flowers and shiatsu massages, the tax cuts will result in more revenue entering government coffers while stimulating the economy, the Northern Alliance will do an excellent job securing Tora Bora, we know Putin is good because his soul said so, Ariel Sharon is a “man of peace”, our allies are materially unimportant because a small and maneuverable fighting force can easily carry out the mission in Iraq, simply requesting that companies consider the environment will be more effective than actual regulation…

Time and again, the Bush administration has placed their trust and crafted their policy based on a dubious or unproven assertion, and time and again they’ve found their faith misplaced, though not before the situation spun out of control to the country’s great harm. This Administration’s problem isn’t that they’re optimistic, it’s that they’re certain the world is similarly sunny. People are grabbing on to Suskind’s “reality-based community” quote, as well they should. But they’re missing its point. The Bush aide is arguing that the Administration operates off the idea that they shape their reality, that they are history’s forces, not victims. That’s why, presumably, they only plan for what they believe will happen. The parallels to New Age spirituality would be funny, if they weren’t so scary, and the idea would be admirable if reality didn’t keep proving it wrong.

This “don’t worry be happy” philosophy has gotten these guys into trouble over and over and over again. I’m a Los Angeleno like Ezra so I should have made the connection to New Age spirituality before, but I didn’t. Bush isn’t a bible-based, messianic fundamentalist. His “crusade fer freedom” is really much more in the mode of a New Agey Kumbaaya cult leader than an Armageddonist. (Maybe Ariana could give us some insight on how this works. This is her guy, John-Roger.)

He doesn’t know the bible except in the most rudimentary way. He doesn’t attend church. He doesn’t follow any of the most basic tenets of Christianity. He is simply the leader of the republican cult whose members believe that anything he says is the word of God — hence the bizarre screams of orgasmic fervor when he say words that one would not usually associate with deep emotional beliefs, like “tort reform.” It doesn’t matter what he says, it’s how he says them.

This is why he doesn’t have to make any sense and this is why his followers are so blind to reality. As with all cults they are willing to give up their money and their free will and turn it over to the leader. It has nothing to do with any traditional religion.

He’s the leader of the Cult of the Codpiece and as far as his followers are concerned, anything he says and does is divine.