Objectively Bad Guys

by tristero

Let’s not forget that there are those amongst us who opposed the Liberation of Iraq. They were, and they remain, objectively pro-Saddam and therefore “not neutral” in the Great Crusade against evilosity. A Crusade, I remind you, in which God On High personally guides the decisive decisionmaking of George W. Bush.

In short, dear friends, it is not only a patriotic duty – nay, honor – for phone companies to turn over the records of these damned souls for data mining. It is a solemn spiritual obligation, a tithe, as it were. What mortal Verizon employee would dare risk damnation -ie, working for a bloody phone company for all eternity – by objectively defying the Will of the Lord?