Millionaire Whine ‘O the Day
“We can’t make an emotional decision. This country made an emotional decision in 2008. I’ve never known anybody that’s so divisive as this president! It’s the have-nots versus the haves. No, no, no! It’s all of us! I’ve been a have-not and a have! I’m still Jeff. I still drive my same crappy truck.
Mitt’s an interesting man. When he took over the business, he gave all his money away. He gave away his inheritance, and started up — he’s a self-made man. If I’ve got somebody running my business, I want him to be successful. It’s amazing to me — in the last four years it’s become a badge of shame for someone to be successful! Obama’s just divided people, into the 1% and the 99%. But it’s these people, the successful people, who’ve given other people a great life. And if you’ve ever been around Romney, you know he’s not entitled. He carries his own suitcase.”
According to this website, Jeff Foxworthy’s net worth is $114 million dollars.
(Think about that. Jeff Foxworthy is worth $114 million dollars.)
Romney took a moment to comment on the tightly-packed crowd.
“Look at us in here,” he said. “We are all nice together, all nice and wet, you know, like a can of sardines.”
A little glitch in the program, I assume.