Watch your backs
Just Google shooting. Really. Just shooting.
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition:
Oh, look here. Wonder who it could be?
What’s the world coming to when you can’t go to a CONVENIENCE STORE without getting shot?
You know, we’re getting really good at this. Anyone have a friend at the IOC? If shooting people was an official event, American competitors would sweep all the medals. Those who survive.
Obviously, this kid isn’t ready for the U.S. trials:
This one is a gem from The Guardian:
An Illinois man using a leaf blower in his yard was killed by his neighbor, local television reported.
William Martys, 59, was reportedly using his leaf blower in his yard in Antioch when his neighbor, 79-year-old Ettore Lacchei, got into an argument with him then shot him in the head.
Lacchei was arrested and charged with two counts of first-degree murder.
A neighbor told WLS, Chicago’s ABC affiliate, the two men had a history, and Lacchei had pulled a gun on Martys before.
“No one deserves anything like that, and it’s just kind of crazy to think someone can just break like that over just a simple argument that can be fixed just talking,” the neighbor, JR McCarty, told the station.
How naive! This is the US of NRA. Enough is never enough.
Perhaps when we all carry personal nukes (SNL, 1982)?
In 1983, Julie Brown was parody. Now it’s bad taste or news at six.
Watch your backs.
UPDATE: As I was saying.
A man killed five people, including an 8-year-old boy, with an AR-15-style weapon Friday night in an angry response to his neighbors’ request that he stop shooting in his yard while their baby was trying to sleep, according to Texas authorities.
Instead of heeding his neighbors’ request, the man allegedly took the gun, went to their house and killed half the people inside. He then fled, sparking an overnight manhunt around Cleveland, Tex., that continued through Saturday afternoon.