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Why was this man ever a celebrity anything?

Born to run for dictator. Found instantly on Ebay.

Donald “91 Counts” Trump has always been high-wealth and low-rent. He has spent his entire life complaining that the world (“they”) are laughing at us (“him”). Go figure.

Ron Filipkowski reminds Americans that if you pick your president late at night while watching the Home Shopping Network (HSN), you get what you pay for.

Business Insider from 2018:

From deodorant to bottled water and, at one point, a personalized vitamin kit that was determined by urine test, Trump has put his name on almost anything shoppers would buy. He also had a menswear line from Phillips-Van Heusen that was sold at Macy’s, as well as a collection of Trump-branded home decor.

The Washington Post found in 2016 Trump-branded manufactured in 12 countries. In 2018, Quartz estimated only 15 percent of Mr. America First’s items for sale were made in the U.S.

It’s not clear where his $399 Trump “Never Surrender” high-tops are made, but those are the odds. SneakerCon in Philadelphia on Saturday loudly booed when Trump introduced them.

Vanity Fair:

“A vote for Biden is a vote to send tens of thousands of Michigan jobs to China and other places that we don’t want them to go,” the Michigan Advance quotes Trump as saying at a Saturday rally in a Waterford Township hangar. “A vote for Trump is a vote to keep those manufacturing jobs in America and add a lot of jobs,”

He’s offered Trump Steaks, Trump Airlines, Trump Vodka, Trump Water, Trump Wine, Trump Mortgage, and Trump Magazine. Not to mention his scam Trump University that closed after a string of lawsuits won by victims who received $25 million in compensation.

Trump doesn’t know much, but he knows there’s a sucker born every minute.

Hysterical put-on at TikTok.

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