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Marge And The Jewish Space Lasers

She’s not funny

Philip Bump on Marge’s latest stunt:

After Republicans won the House majority in 2022, Greene emerged as an unlikely ally of Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.). With the change in leadership, she went from pariah to establishment loyalist, someone who might at times serve as a bridge between the Republican conference’s fringe right and its leadership. She was now someone to be taken seriously.

So when a British journalist approached Greene at an event last month and brought up the subject of conspiracy theories, Greene bristled.

“Tell us about Jewish space lasers,” Emily Maitlis asked.

“Why don’t you go talk about Jewish space lasers,” Greene angrily replied. She then suggested Maitlis do something else that can be left to your imagination. [“Go fuck youself”]

Yet, less than a month later, Greene offered an amendment Wednesday to legislation centered on foreign aid.

“By the funds made available by this Act,” the proposed amendment reads, “such sums as necessary shall be used for the development of space laser technology on the southwest border.”

Ha ha! Get it? Having fun, joking about space lasers. In a bill predicated on offering military support to Israel.

(For what it’s worth, which isn’t much, the original technology cited by Greene in 2018 as the source of the “space laser” wasn’t a laser at all but, instead, directed radio frequency power.)

We’re assuming that the intent here is to be lighthearted, as well as to bring one more thing back to the border and immigration. (A request for clarification from Greene’s office did not immediately receive a response.) But poking fun at one’s past eccentricities lands a lot better when one is not being problematically eccentric in much the same way.

Greene, for example, is a fervent opponent of providing more aid to Ukraine in its efforts to defend against Russian invaders. She has been for a long timearguing soon after the Russian invasion that Ukraine would be better served by simply rolling over. The long game, she suggested in March 2022, was for Americans to be on the ground fighting, defending the imaginary financial interests of powerful non-MAGA political actors.

How the Rothschilds might have been involved was left unstated, but the framework of thought was recognizable.

More recently, she insisted in a social media post that it was “antisemitic” to make aid to Israel “contingent on funding Ukrainian Nazis,” a criticism that is intertwined with her relentless attacks in recent weeks on Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.). But the “Ukrainian Nazis” thing is itself false, as well as a central component of Russian misinformation about its aggression.

As Bump points out her jokes aren’t landing and from what I gather her caucus is getting very sick of her grandstanding. I’m not sure what they can do about it with this tiny majority but when they’re back in the minority next year there are going to be some recriminations.

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