How To Make A Tactical Nuclear Weapon

by tristero

The military scientists, engineers and war geeks have it all wrong. It really doesn’t take much effort to make a tactical nuclear device. In fact, it’s actually a rather straightforward two-step process:

1. Take one nuclear weapon with the destructive power of as many Hiroshima bombs as you like.

2. Add the word “tactical” to the description.

Voila! You now have a tactical nuclear weapon that magically always hits its target and only kills evil people, leaving all the good people alive and perfectly healthy.