The Skinny

James Wolcott gets a sneak preview at Kitty Kelley’s shocking new expose of the Bush Dynasty. Frankly, I’m disappointed. The thing about Bush’s national Guard bunkmate and the “special” rubdowns was thoroughly vetted in his 1994 run for Governor and the story was dropped when Karen Hughes produced an affidavit from a chiropractor showing that Bush had a serious problem with carpal tunnel syndrome during the 70’s. There’s nothing there.

I thought this book would reveal things we didn’t already know. Well, there is this:

The Elvis White Panty Parties that the teenage Bush twins would reenact for the sordid entertainment of Prince Bandhar on “Saudi Night” at the Crawford ranch.

That I hadn’t heard about.