The Uniquely American Solution for Americans Who Won’t Wear Masks!
Are you tired of arguing with people who won’t wear a mask? 
The people at Sufficiently Advanced know you can’t fix stupid, so they created the Mask Launcher!
Simply point and shoot!
Makes a great gift for people who live in states where people don’t take personal responsibility for their role in spreading COVID-19.
Act now to use it at DOOR BUSTER SALES!
This product is not available in any stores. You can’t buy it, but if you want to make your own here’s the build video from Allen Pan – Sufficiently Advanced @AnyTechnology
#MASKUP
Look, I’ve written the serious reasons to wear masks, why enforcement needs to come from public health because of the issues with police who don’t apply the law equality.
I talked about how to get corporations on board Want To Reopen Retail? Everyone Must Wear Masks and how to make Trump pay for his superspreader rallies. But they are ignored by the target audience, so why not go over the top?
This humorous solution got 3 million views when it first came out. Maybe we don’t need a working mask launcher just a prop one to point at non-mask wearers, especially the aggressive anti-maskers. Will they freak out? Sure, they love to freak out and play the victim, even when they are the ones who could infecting others.
When they squawk we use the same logic as the guns everywhere people.
“It’s for defensive use! I’m just trying to protect myself! You didn’t have on a mask and were coming right at me! I feared for my life! Walmart says I’m legally allowed to carry in their store, so I will!”
I don’t like confrontation. I also don’t like death by COVID.